|Gorgeous and environmentally friendly|
So for instance, if I were to mention SWEATY DONKEY BALLS in my blog, in theory I should get ads for something which endorses donkey balls. For surely there could be no corporations that would do that right?
|This is you eating my brain non ad-clickers!|
FREE ROCK CONCERT TICKETS!
FREE VIDEO GAMES!
BOOBS! LOTS OF BOOBS!!!
Boy, do I know my demographics. Well, at the very least I know that most of my friends will like one of things on the above list. And I put shoes on there, because women love shoes right? Ummm, OK, I'll admit it, I still don't understand women.
|Another me? I'm a little scared.|
So having said that... I feel a little like Wayne giving it up for the choice of a new generation.
|Yeah Baby, Yeah!|
Although brilliant satire, Pepsi Co. paid a lot to have that scene put in the movie. So Wayne making fun of sell-outs by selling out. How does one do this without being a hypocrite? It's simple, one embraces the devil, and accepts that corporations are our overlords. Some have a good sense of humour perhaps, but all own us, and as soon as we can accept that, the sooner we can start to enjoy our lives of captivity.
|Support 3rd world industry at ridiculously low prices|
Michael Jordan isn't evil right?
Oh, one last rule, I have to keep things clean and non-controversial. I mean, insulting Google AdSense, Wal*Mart, Pepsi, Mike Myers, Michael Jordan, The Sleigh Bells, Hipsters, Donkey Balls and that crazy kitten can't be all that bad. However, I could have my ads pulled if they don't like what I have to say. Worst case scenario, they could possibly censor me.
|Will I be punished by Ad-Sense?|
So in conclusion, please don't click on the ads because I told you to, click on them because you too want to sell out to the corporate overlords. Buy things and make the economy work. Support things, and not humanity. And above all, don't think of selling out as a bad thing. Think of it as understanding that the world works better if we all work together and stop being individuals and obey those who know best. Like me...
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